mystradedoodles:

Making cheesy valentines for you all, love you so damn much x

mystradedoodles:

Making cheesy valentines for you all, love you so damn much x


A-al-although, of course, an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely. Okay. See you on the flip side of the safety demonstration. Ciao.


timekeeperart:

And zen I put the egg whisk into the snowdrift, whisked it up like a blizzard in the bear’s face, then under the cover of his confusion, I bounced away on the pogo stick. Thank you, goodbye!

timekeeperart:

And zen I put the egg whisk into the snowdrift, whisked it up like a blizzard in the bear’s face, then under the cover of his confusion, I bounced away on the pogo stick. Thank you, goodbye!



captcrieff:

An average flight on MJN Air by ~popokoli

captcrieff:

An average flight on MJN Air by ~popokoli



captain-crumpet:

No! We have made our final decision. I have decided. And as Carolyn knows, whilst in flight, I am supreme commander of this vessel!

captain-crumpet:

No! We have made our final decision. I have decided. And as Carolyn knows, whilst in flight, I am supreme commander of this vessel!



kitmallsdraws:

“We are, unbelievably, still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big. Really enormous. Far bigger than necessary. We’ve been in the air now for about a week, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time. So, if anyone on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories, or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight deck. Thank you.”
(Cabin Pressure 2.06: Limerick)

kitmallsdraws:

“We are, unbelievably, still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big. Really enormous. Far bigger than necessary. We’ve been in the air now for about a week, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time. So, if anyone on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories, or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight deck. Thank you.”

(Cabin Pressure 2.06: Limerick)


100otters:

Oh Martin, you will always be my Captain. 

100otters:

Oh Martin, you will always be my Captain.