A-al-although, of course, an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely. Okay. See you on the flip side of the safety demonstration. Ciao.

And zen I put the egg whisk into the snowdrift, whisked it up like a blizzard in the bear’s face, then under the cover of his confusion, I bounced away on the pogo stick. Thank you, goodbye!



No! We have made our final decision. I have decided. And as Carolyn knows, whilst in flight, I am supreme commander of this vessel!


“We are, unbelievably, still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big. Really enormous. Far bigger than necessary. We’ve been in the air now for about a week, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time. So, if anyone on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories, or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight deck. Thank you.”
(Cabin Pressure 2.06: Limerick)